Gahhh my hair is always in the way
I love your hair
You know what i love
No what
I love you
I love you
You said it back so fast
I was already thinking it i actually dont have to think about it
all u need to avoid social interaction is a cleverly worn beanie
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
shout out to those with complex relationships with their mothers
being bombarded today with messages about how everyone should/has to love their mom, that your mom should be your best friend, basically being forced into celebrating/acknowledging something you don’t feel…
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
For Sale
Gently Used Fleshlight
$25
It’s not used in the way that you’re thinking, though. I didn’t put my meat and fluids into it. I put my small bong in there because I knew that if my parents found it, they wouldn’t touch it or try to look inside. It was the perfect hiding place for my tiny bong and my tender nugs. Again, those are not double entedres. I really did keep a small drug-style water pipe and pieces of a marijuana bush in my Fleshlight.
